"Weird Al" Yankovic Polka Party! - Toothless People03:29

"Weird Al" Yankovic Polka Party! - Toothless People

Toothless People by "Weird Al" YankovicEdit

They only show you their gums when they smile

Aint got a tooth in their heads now how vile

Only can eat things like pudding and applesauce

They never have to buy toothpicks or dental floss

Hey, stand up

Toothless people, the breath is lethal

Wanna tell ya

Hey, (come on), stand up, (get on your feet)

Toothless people, old and feeble

What I say

No more of those pearly whites will they posses

Their oral hygiene is frightful a mess

Lots of 'em suffering from trench mouth and gum disease

At least they don't have to worry 'bout cavities

Hey, stand up, (take out your teeth)

Toothless people, old and feeble

Oh yes

You can brush 'em

You can floss 'em

They're something you just can't ignore

If you lose 'em your in trouble'

Cause the tooth fairy won't come no more

You need something to show your dentist

The next time he makes you say ahh

You don't wanna have to wind up

Eating all of your food through a straw

(Like toothless people)

(Toothless people)

You better brush your teeth now


Toothless toothless toothless toothless people…

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