This is an episode of The Mario Show.
At the Nintendo Store...
Wario: Here they are. The Wiis. Let's buy one.
Waluigi: (picks one up) 2 pennies? Awesome!
Wario: I brought one thousand dollars.
Waluigi: We have this Wii we'll buy.
Cashier: That's on sale. The Wii is now worth ZERO DOLLARS!
Wario: but I only have 1000$.
Cashier: Sorry, that isn't the right amount.
Waluigi: Can I buy it?
Cashier: How much money do you have?
Waluigi: I have ZERO DOLLARS!
Cashier: OK, here you go
Wario: Oh come on! I have more money and he gets to buy it?!?!?!?
Back at their house...
Wario: Lets play Wii!
Waluigi: No. It is my Wii. If I let you play, the Wii daemons will take the Wii away.
Wario: Don't be silly. Wii daemons are a myth.
Waluigi: I guess you are right...
Afterthey have played wii for an hour, Waluigi goes to the toilet. Wario keeps playing wii
Wii Daemons: How dare you play on Waluigi's Wii.
Waluigi: I'm back!
Wii Daemons: And you let him!
The wii daemons fly away with the wii
Waluigi: Oh, crud.
Wario: Lets get a new one. If we both buy it, we can both play!
Back at the shop
Cashier: Sorry, shop policy, second wii is 2000$
Wario: I have 1000$
Waluigi: I have 5 cents and some chewing gum.
Cashier: Oh boy, Chewing gum! Give me the gum, and you can have the shop!
Cashier: (runs off naked)
Wario: Yay, we own a store. Now what?
The cashier goes to jail