The War of the Million Goombas is a war fought with fruit. 1 million Goombas fought, and there were 0 deaths in Goombas. There were 12897349817908379856273468281884487812 fruit deaths though, a world record. The damage cost 3 cents, the cheapest ever. But basically, it was the worst war ever. HORRIBLE!
Battle 1: Fought with apples and pears in the Mushroom Kingdom
Battle 2: Fought with some kind of pie in the sky.
Battle 3: Fought with bananas and oranges in the mountains.
Battle 4: Fought with coconuts on Mars. All the fruit fainted and blew up.