Okay, today we will be learning "grammar". Heh, just kidding, this isn't grammar.

First, nounsEdit


Scientfic stuff on throwing nouns. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING!

Nouns are words you throw around like a baseball. Throwing them around causes them to turn into people, places, things or ideas. I
t's all in the boring scientific picture on the left. Nouns can be used in baseball, used to catch the balls with when you don't
have a glove. FOO! You forgot your glove? What is wrong with your face? You are so dang forGETful. Get out.

Verb cracker timeEdit

Verbs are used on your crackers to add some flavor.

Crackers with verbs.

 They are delicious, and eating the crackers causes you to do something diffrent each time you eat them.

When you eat verb crackers, you do things like:

  • Eat
  • Sleep
  • Talk
  • Run
  • Walk
  • Cry
  • Poop
  • Laugh
  • Yawn
  • Jump
  • Act
  • Sing
  • Blab
  • Ramble
  • E-mail
  • Spammy
  • Open
  • Close
  • Fart
  • Puke
  • Barf
  • Help
  • Make
  • Write
  • Pick
  • Choose 
  •  Yell
  • Scream
  • Use
  • Go
  • Learn
  • Know
  • Create 
  • Blah
  • Spam
  • Barf
  • Cry


You walk around with adjectives on ur back because they define who the heck you are. When you touch an adjective, you become that kind of person. Here are some kinds.

  • Big
  • Small
  • Medium 
  • Fat
  • Weird
  • Skinny
  • Tall
  • Smart
  • Stupid
  • Dumb
  • Delicious
  • Wacky
  • Wackish
  • Eatable
  • Yummy
  • Disgusting
  • Descriptive
  • Boring
  • Bored
  • Confused
  • And so on.


Adverbs do nothing all day lawng. They just do boring stuff and sit on boring chairs doing boringly boringly boooooring stuff. BORING BORING BORING BORING!



Pronouns are going to defeat nouns someday.

Pronouns are the dumbest words ever. They try to take over the world of nouns. See the pic on da lepht

See alsoEdit

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