Sandwchey! Crashed! is an episode of Mario Show Crashed.
- This episode was the fifteenth episode in The Mario Show, but here it is only the second episode.
- The crashed episode is Sandwichey!
Matt: Welcome! Where the heck is Cornflake?
Cornflake: (eating cornflakes) I'm just eating my favorite breakfast. At four in the afternoon.
Matt: Time to get to the episode, but first, in the news, Bowser has become a good guy.
Mario: I am making sandwiches for a partay!
Luigi: Mario, they smell great!
Mario: Here's my list of sandwich types: C, CT, T, H, CH, TCH, BLOTHERT, P, BLTOTHERTPR, and more.
Matt: Wait a minute. What do they stand for?
Luigi: What do they stand for?
Matt: That's what I just said.
Mario: C is for cheese, T is for turkey, H is for ham, othert is for tomato, r is for rye, B is for bacon, and L is for lettuce.
At the party
Toad: Mario, can I take a million of these to go!
Matt: A million?!?
Toad: I want 2 hundred thousand BLOTHERT, 5 hundred thousand CT, 2 hundred thousand, nine hundred ninety-nine point nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine BLT, and one thousand C. You can load them onto my truck outside.
Mario: Here-a you go.
Toad: Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.
Peach: Come on, Mario! Let's dance!
Mario: I a-gots to go, Toad.
At the punch bowl
Yoshi: Uh-oh. I took too much punch.
Cornflake: It didn't punch you. Take some more.
In the arcade
Daisy: May I suggest pressing the "on" button?
Bowser: (presses the on button) Aye! What kind of idiot am I?
Daisy: Not at all, Bowser.
Cornflake: Hmmm... He won the game. Yay.
Daisy: Are you saying that because I like you?
Bowser: No, I won the game.
On the dance floor
Toad: YEAH! Boogie down, baby! Whoo-ee!
At the beauty parlor in the middle of somewhere
Matt: Aye! No one wants to go out with Wario.
Luiga: True dat. You bet! Waluigi asked me out! He's all skinny and all, but he's just off my type.
Back at the party
Donkey Kong: ooh ook! Diddy! Check this out! I have a game here!
Diddy Kong: Whoa! So awesome, Daddy!
Cornflake: Error. Diddy is Donkey's nephew.
Donkey Kong: Oh, yeah! Yu bet!
Diddy Kong: Bleep boop blarp beep bloop barp barf scarf.
Donkey Kong: Wow. This community has really changed. He went from bleep to scarf.
Random announcer: PLEASEMAKESUREYOUKNOWWHATTHISGUYISDOINGBLEEPDIDNOTSTANDFORABADWORD.
Matt: Woo hoo! I love this episode. See you soon for another episode.