Okay, here's how this article works. We remove all the vowels and you go to the readable version.
Are you getting it yet?Edit
Well, this will get harder, because we're going to use short words soon. No? Okay, don't say we didn't warn you.
Now, time to switch to small words. We love you. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Mario is awesome. Wario is evil. Getting it yet? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! Fine. This article will not make sense to you.
You are wacky. Get out of this place!