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The New York Mets are the stupidest baseball team ever, actually... second to the Boston Red Sox
My entire team sucks!

The M stands for My. The E stands for Entire. The T stands for Team. The S stands for Sucks. My entire team sucks! ha! Ha!

1962Edit

The Mets had the worst season ever, losing 120 games! HaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was their first season. (Yeah it is, Owen.)

Nooooooooooooooooo

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

SeriousnessEdit

The Mets finally won a World Series against the Baltimore Orioles in 1969. They were known as the Miracle Mets. More like the Mirastupid Mets. Serious, huh? I lied.

What METS STANDS FOREdit

M=My

E=Entire

T=Team

S=Sucks


Or


Mark Eats Two Squids

Yeahhhh.........

Their plan to win somethingEdit

  1. Show up to every game.
  2. Throw all the balls out of the stadium.
  3. Trade everyone good away (so, no trading)
  4. Buy worthless stuff to keep the payroll healthy.
  5. Forfeit the game in the top of the first inning to automatically lose.
  6. Go across the globe and just sign some random guy on the street.
  7. Slap a glove on some random Australian boy

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