This is an episode of The Mario Show.
- This is the first episode featuring Mr. Bollox.
Mr. Bollox: Hello, everyone. It's Mr. Bollox. Today we're doing a commercial about... drumroll please, (drumroll) books! What you can do with books is read them. So, here I am, with a really big book. This is going to take a while for me to read. Anyway, you can also throw books at all your friends. (throws a book)
Mr. Bollox: Sorry, Yoshiarta. Not really. Don't tell him I said that. And there you have it! Aren't books awesome? You can get all kinds of books. There's puzzle books, fantasy books, um, non-fiction books that are good for your history report, and even more. It really doesn't matter what you're into. There's a book for everyone. You can also get e-books on devices like the Nook or the Kindle. These e-books will help us avoid cutting down too many trees for paper to make books. I wonder what's next, e-notebooks? Oh, wait, those exist. Never mind. Well, that's the end of this commercial, sorry if I was rambling, and until next time. BYE. And see you next time. Bye, see you later, scram, back to your regular programming, hello, and goodbye, no visible legs, I have no power, give up, I'm just a bottle of soda, fractal freezing, crystalized ice, you'll never see me cry...blah blah blah blah blah blah.....(falls asleep)
Viewer: Finally! (Throws his TV out the window)