Mona Pizza is a song from the games WarioWare: Twisted! and Super Smash Bros. It's the advertising jingle of a pizza restaurant named Mona's Pizza which is a parody of Mona Lisa. Mona Pizza's manager Joe (in the WarioWare version) and their competition Pizza Dinosaur also appear in the song. It is in Japanese and English. It is random/weird, but super catchy, thousand times catchier than Baby and Friday (with a little bit of Who Let the Dogs Out) combined and you will sing it TO YOUR DEATH.
This here is Mona Pizza!
Makers of the world's best eatsa!
Fresh sauce and cheese galo-ore,
Brought straight to your front do-ore! (Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!)
This here is Mona Pizza! (Buon giorno!)
Makers of all tasty treatsa! (Buono!)
Our pie's crispy, crunchy cru-ust, (Bellissima!)
Leaves others in the du-ust. (Mamma mia!)
Grab a hot slice and take a big bite!
It's so good that you'll start a fight
For more Mona Pizza! (I'm the manager of this joint!)
Mona Pizza! (My name is Joe!)
Mona Pizza! (It's-a pizza art!)
Mona Pizza! (I said-a pizza art!)
We represent Pizza Dinosaur!
We got the most stores in the world!
Our crust is tough and our sauce is thin,
But we're everywhere so you gotta give in!
Mona Pizza's got nothing on us,
'Cause we've got 6,000 stores plus!