This is an episode of Mario Show Crashed.
Matt: Welcome to Mario Show Crashed! Today we're crashing Mario and his Wackadoodle Friends.
Cornflake: That's right. Let's go.
Yoshi: (eating lasagna) How do you do this Mario? This lasagna is a-maaaaaz-ing!
Mario: I add a secret ingredient. Don't spill the beans, because the ingredient Imma talking about is baked beans.
Matt: Sounds delish.
Luigi: Hey, Mario!
Mario: Hey, Luigi! Welcome to my new Lasagna House!
Luigi: (sits down) Wow! There are hidden baked beans!
Maria: Where did all my lines go?
Mario: Hey, sis!
Maria: I come in about 2 minutes into this episode with a line. It was ridic!
Matt: COME ON!
Luigi: It means ridiculous.
Yoshi: Well, it kind of is.
Scene switches to Bowser's castle.
Bowser: Yes! My second appearance, and I get more lines!
Peach: Is that all you care about?
Bowser: Shut up, you're trapped!
Matt: Wahahaha! What the heck was that?!?!?
Bowser: Wahahaha! What the heck was that?!?!?
Matt: I just said that.
Peach: Jest wait and see.
Daisy: (busts down the door) Hey, Bowser.
Bowser: Hey, Daisy!
Peach: Have you come to rescue me?
Daisy: Well, I wouldn't call it a rescue. There's a button right here to put the cage on the nearest monster, which in this case, is Bowser.
(Daisy presses the button.)
Bowser: Aw boo!
Back at Mario's house
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Maria: Whoa! I can't understand this gibberish. I have eleventy-seven years left in America before Antarctica. It's been fun.
Back at the castle
Peach: Yes! I get more lines!
Bowser: Seriously, you're crazy. Is that all you care about?
Peach: I care about you getting-- Ah! Shut up! You're trapped!
Bowser Jr.: (falls into the lava)
Matt: Ha ha.
Daisy: Shut up and you get seven statues of you!
Cornflake: I wonder if I could get a statue of myself.
Matt: (gets out a tablet) Hmmm.... looks like you can at ahdg9paojddjap[osKfanweb9uq3jr90ednfcphSIdjdafpjsdojgopiaehoifwedontcarehowlongthissitenameisr.com