This is an episode of The Mario Show.
|Season 1, Episode 13|
|Air date||December 30, 2012|
Luigi and Goomba
Bla bla bla!
- Luigi is Mario's assistant.
Mario: Hey, Luigi. Pass me that box over there.
Luigi: This kit labeled 'Mario Presents Mario Experiments Made by Mario at Mario's House with assistance by Mario's bro?
Mario: That's-a the one. Yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-a hired!!!!
Mario: You're fired.
Mario: You're hired. You're fired. You'rehiredyou'refiredyourehiredyourefiredyourehiredyourefiredyourehired.
Luigi: Okay, what do I do first?
Mario: Be lazy on that La-Z-Boy couch until I yell Pineapple.
Mario: Put that chemical there and that one there and Pineapple.
Luigi: Okay here I am.
Mario: I need last night's cheeseburgers.? Cheeseburgers here and some fruit punch there and bunk beds over there and let's see what it does.
(Mario takes his solution and pours it on a grape.)
Mario: Whoa! It makes bunk grapes! Luigi! Let's make bunk stuff!
(Theme music plays as Mario and Luigi make bunk TVs, bunk books, bunk bunk beds, bunk houses and bunk suns. Then they make the second sun disappear.)
Mario: Wow, Luigi! We did great. I'm giving you a 1,000% raise.
Random guy: 15 minutes later.
Mario. Okay. Ah, what the hey! 30,000%.
Wario: AAAAAAAAGGGHHH! Can you teach me the secret to your experiments.
Daisy: Yeah! Me too!
Mario: They don't have weapons.
Daisy: Ah, oh well. Let's just mess with stuff.
Wario: (drinks a red liquid)
Daisy: WARIO! THAT'S ASPLOSION LIQUID!
(Wario asplodes and the episode ends with a sad trombone.)