This is an episode of Matt and the Always Land Guys.
Wanda: I could use a nice Filet-o-Fish.
Locker: I'm gonna order some fries.
Matt: Hey, you know what? The number 16 value meal has both of those. We'll get that.
Derp: And I'll have some chicken nuggets.
Herp: Fries for both of us too. Right, Derp?
Matt: A number one, two number 15's, and a number 16. I want some nuggets too..What does everyone want to drink?
Derp: Herp and I will share a Coke. Large, por favor. Español there.
Locker: I'll have a vanilla shake, no whipped cream, no cherry.
Wanda: Ditto for me.
Matt: Me too. Now that we know what we're going to order, let's go drive to McDonald's.
In Matt's Ford
Matt: Let's turn on the radio.
Baby starts playing
Herp: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! CHANGE THE STATION!
A Billion Hits starts playing
Locker: Much better.
Derp: Baby is the worst song on the planet.
Radio announcer: And now for some music news. Baby will never play on the radio again!
Derp: Let's just talk.
Wanda: Let's make a story. We each add one word at a time. I'll start. Once
Matt: End. Well, that was an interesting story. Wanda, why did you make Mario die?
Wanda: Forget that, we're here.
Everyone walks in
Matt: Hello. We would like one number one, one number 16, 2 number 15s, for the drinks, we'll have 3 vanilla shakes, no whipped cream, no cherry, and one Coke.
Cashier: For a party of 5, that's free, Matt.
Matt: Awesome! We'll take it to go. We're permanent tenants at Best Western.