Lemony Snicket is a slightly mysterious person who enjoys yummy pasta and dislikes bad violinists. Some of his qualities are:
- He is an excellent reader.
- He is a good cook.
- He is a mediocre musician, and he plays clarinet, violin, and the Snicketion.
- He is a terrible quarreler.
He has written several books, the titles of which will be kept confidential until further notice.
He is part of a top-secret organization known as [UH OH! IT SEEMS THAT THERE WAS SOME CLASSIFIED INFORMATION HERE. IT HAS NOW BEEN REMOVED. YAY. SCROLL WAY WAY DOWN TO FIND IT!]
VFD Whatever that means................