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Hmong is a crazy and stupid language that looks like gibberish.

I don't know if anyone actually speaks it, but if they do, they are most likely a Wacky doodle.

*sigh*

Native speakers

3.7 million (1995–2009)[1] not counting Vietnam

川黔滇苗语第一土语

Hmonf

The area, I guess, where Hmong is spoken.

Example of HmongEdit

Here, the French toast article is translated into Hmong.

Fabkis toast yog ib tug zaub mov ntawm qhob cij uas koj soak nrog qe thiab ces ua noj nws.

Daim ntawv qhiaEdit

Thawj qhob cij slices yog soaked nrog ib tug sib tov ntawm cov qe thiab mis nyuj haus / cream. Lawv kib kom txog thaum uas xim av. Pom zoo los ntawm chefs siv yog ib-hnub qub qhob cij kom nws los ntawm ntog sib nrug.

Khoom daiEdit

Qhov siav slices feem ntau dai kom zoo nkauj nrog jam, marmalade, butter, txiv ntoo butter, zib mu, Marmite, Vegemite, hauv Maple syrup, Golden syrup, txiv hmab txiv ntoo syrup, molasses, Kua sauce, ci taum, whipped cream, txiv hmab txiv ntoo, chocolate, tsis muaj piam thaj, yogurt, hmoov qab zib, nqaij sawb, treacle, tshij, txias siav meats, dej khov cream, gravy, ntau yam neeg rau, los yog lwm yam uas zoo sib xws khoom dai.

Wow, zoo kev zooEdit

NOM NOM NOM

As you can seeEdit

Some of the words are still English. Toast, soak, slices, soaked, cream, marmalade, butter, Maple, syrup, golden, molasses, sauce, and whipped to name a few. This is because Hmong is still in beta. Cool. YOG, in Google Translate.

Also...Edit

Hmong in Hmong is Hmoob.

Now I will translate this into English from Hmong and see what happens.Edit

Hev koz khoom hmoob meeg grov

Translation: Wonderful koz front grov

I'm a Hmong genius! Hev khoom YAY! Wait what?

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