Luigi: (reading sign stuck to wall of Bowser's Castle) Eleventy-second annual...staring...contest? I should totally enter! It's time to go WEEGEE MODE! (turns into Weegee)
Weegee: Hahahahahaha! (sees bullet from Nerf gun headed towards him) What the--- (turns around and sees Daisy with Nerf gun) Daisy?! I'M GONNA DESTROY THAT GUN AND FAST!
Daisy: Nice try, Weegee! (kicks Weegee. Weegee flops to the ground and dies.) I did it! Weegee finally lost his 326,634,747,234,184,920,261,952,017,373th life! Now, I just need someone to get me a present...
scene changes to the halls of Best Western. Daisy is knocking on the door to Herp and Derp's room.
Daisy: Herp!!! Derp!!! I need you!
Derp: Who the terdpuff are you?
Daisy: It's me, Daisy! The princess! I need your help!
Herp: (opens the door) With what?
Daisy: Can you two go to the mall for me and buy me a present for finally making Weegee lose his 326,634,747,234,184,920,261,952,017,373th life?
Derp: It's not an evil plan, but what the heck.
scene changes to the inside of the Blah Shopping Mall.
Herp: Where should we buy Daisy her present?
Derp: Well, princesses like jewelry, right?
Derp: So we'll get her something from Claire's. Let's go!
scene changes to Claire's
Toad: Hi, welcome to Claire's, is there anything I can help you with?
Herp: Toad? I never knew you got a job at Claire's!
Toad: I got a part-time job here because I felt my life was boring. Oh, did I tell you that Maria works here too?
Derp: Don't you mean Mario?
Toad: No, really! You heard me right, Maria! She's Mario's twin sister! (cuts to Maria waving at the cash register.)
Derp: Ew, that girl's got a mustache!
Herp: Hey Derp, I see something I think Daisy will like! (Herp and Derp run up to a wall with Doc McStuffins merchandise on part of it and princessy accessories on another part of it)
Derp: Doc McStuffins stuff?! IFIWOULD'VEKNOWNTHATCLAIRE'SSOLDDOCMCSTUFFINSSTUFFIWOULD'VENOTGONEHERE!
Herp: No...not that...
Derp: Let's buy all that stuff and take it home to burn!
Herp: But what about Daisy---
scene changes to inside of Herp and Derp's Best Western room. Herp and Derp are using flamethrowers and burning a pile of Doc McStuffins merchandise.
Derp: Now everything is good and burnt! (someone knocks on the door) Who is it?
Daisy: It's me, Daisy. You got my present yet?
Derp: Present? Uh...yeah, I've got your...present! Come in and...see the present for...yourself! (giggles. Daisy opens the door)
Daisy: (gasps) Where's my present?!
Herp: These ashes are your...present! Yeah...we got them just for you!
Daisy: I killed Weegee for good and all you got me was ASHES?!?!
Derp: Oh, terdpuff.
Daisy: (attacks Herp and Derp) By the way, I hate Doc McStuffins, so thanks anyway for burning the merch.