Donkey Kong Wants a Burger is an episode of The Mario Show.

Donkey Kong Wants a Burger
Season 1, Episode 7
Episode {{{totalnumber}}}
Air date December 3, 2012
Written by Matt11111
Directed by Matt11111
Episode guide
Everyone Becomes Friends!
You're Fired!


Mario: Welcome to the Mario Burger Shop! Which burger would-a ya like today-a?

Donkey Kong: Well, the Cheep-Cheep Lips burger looks horrible.

Mario: Thanks a-for givin' your opinion. This a-restaurant has-a the customers choose what is a-deleted from the menu. Luigi!

Luigi: Huh?

Mario: We've got another-a item to be a-removed from the a-menu.

(Mario stares at the Cheep-Cheep Lips burger, then has Luigi delete it.)

Diddy Kong: Ooh-OOH! Ookety ook. Wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow......

Donkey Kong: I'll take the pizza burger.

Mario: Excellent-a choice. Peach!

Peach: Hee, hee! What's up Mario?

Mario: Tell Toad to make a pizza burger.

(Peach walks over to Toad.)

Peach: Make a pizza burger for Donkey Kong. I don't know why the heck those exist.

Toad: Yaaaay! I get to help a customer!

(Toad gets started)

Toad: Start with thee beeeef, put ketchup on, add tomato sauce, sprinkle some cheeeese, and put it in the oven. Now put on the buuun. Bowser, Yoshi, it's ready to go!

(Bowser puts the burger in the bag and Yoshi gives it to Donkey Kong.)

Donkey Kong: Thanks! Nice employees ya got.

Mario: Thanks! Well, you can eat here and grab a drink or go home.

Donkey Kong: I want a drink!

Mario: We have Coke, milkshakes, water, and Gatorade, which is a Pepsi drink.

Donkey Kong: I've been loving Coke and Pepsi at the same time.

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