This is an episode of The Mario Show.
Doc: I have a diagnosis.
Herp: No you don't! You're fired! Hahahahaha!
Doc: I WANTED TO QUIT THIS WHOLE TIME ANYWAY! THANK YOU HERP! (hugs Herp)
Herp: Oh, terdpuuuuuff.Mario: Okay, Herp. We set the Big Book of Boo-Boos on fire.
Yoshi: And we brought donuts.
Mario: Yes. Anyway, let's get started on creating a new version of this show. The name will be Mario McAwesomeawesomeawesome
Derp: No. Derp McDonuts.
Mario: (rolls the camera) WELCOME TO DERP MCDONUTS!
Luigi: Where there is no one stupid.
Derp: We set the toys on fire.
Yoshi: And the Big Book of Boo-Boos too.
3-year-old viewer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (blows up)
29 3-year olds watching this show at a party: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!(They all explode)