Yoshi: Okay, today we are cooking cookies. Hee, hee. Cooking cookies. I like that. Now, we are going to start. We are not really making chocolate chip cookies, as the image to the right suggests, but we are making biscotti cookies. These are spicy cookies from Italy. First we will preheat the oven to 375 degrees Farenheit and grease a cookie sheet. Now we will mix together the oil, sugar, milk, and molasses in this big bowl. Let's halve the dough. Now we shape each half into a roll the length of the cookie. We will now bake it for a while. For now, enjoy this commercial!
Mario: Boy, I love driving! Ow, my butt.
Toad: Has this ever happened to you?
Mario: Yeah! I've been driving on a seat as hard as a rock. It kills my butt!
Luigi: Here's what you need. The Comfy Cush! It has two layers of foam separated by a layer of gel that senses your body shape. This makes things comfy on your rear end.
Mario: WOW! Now I can drive around in my kart all day!
Luigi: Actually, it's your turn to wash the dishes.
Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.Edit
Yoshi: Okay, now it's time to cut them diagonally. Now we put them on the sheet, and we bake it for 5 to 7 minutes.
5 to 7 minutes laterEdit
Yoshi: Hey! We have the cookies ready. Now we serve it up to someone. Yay! This looks delicious. Eh, Toad wouldn't mind if I ate a few. Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.