Chuck Norris can do anything. Chuck Norris is editing this page. Chuck Norris deleted the recycle bin.

Ways that Chuck Norris is unbelievableEdit

  1. If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, who has more money? Chuck Norris
  2. When Chuck Norris texts, he types with his toes.
  3. Chuck Norris kicked a house from North America to Australia with no sweat.
  4. Chuck Norris always says Chuck Norris, but never I or me.


No pictures of Chuck Norris have ever been recorded. Muahahaha

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