This is a script for a play to do with a friend.
Luke: So, Mom.
Kate: Yeah, Luke?
Luke: Don't you see that some random people walk everywhere or bike? Or they just rely on one thing?
Kate: Where did you get that from?
Luke: That guy. His name is Matt Walkseverywhere. He married Taylor Drivesandpublictransportation. Their kids are named Lovesabike, Enjoysscooters, and Walkadoodledoo..
Kate: What do you know?
Luke: Also, this week, I'm on lunch futy at school.
Kate: Lunch futy?
Luke: Sorry, lunch tuty.
Kate: Lunch tuty?
Luke: I mean lunch duty. Meanwhile, I'm on duty with Laura, Graham, and Nick.
Kate: So, could you explain to me how lunch futy tutu duty works?
Luke: (ignoring what his mom said) Well, I eat my lunch. Okay. Then, I take a rag, put it in a bucket of soapy water, then wash the tables. Also, I wear vinyl gloves when I do it.
Luke: (wearing headphones) Lalalalalalalalalala.
Kate: MARIO TIME!
Luke: Tutu ballet! La la la la la!
Kate: Ba-bam! Whatnot. asdfghjkl.
Luke: Mario is-a not here right-a now.
Kate: Hobbeldygook. I'VE WASTED MY LIFE!
Luke: There's definitely a chihuahua eating my homework.
Kate: Well it's a lousy Derek Jeter impression.