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HERE ARE SOME AMAZINGLY TRUE FACTS ABOUT STARS

SUNG TO YOU BY BILL CIPHER ME.

ADD FACTS IF YOU FEEL THEY SHOULD BE ADDED, BUT THEY HAVE TO HAVE TO BE TRUE.

OR ELSE.

  1. STARS ARE REALLY BIG. LIKE HOLY CRAP. THEY'RE HUGE!
  2. STARS ARE NOT COMFORTABLE WITH SWEARING. IF YOU SWEAR WITHIN 1 MILE OF A STAR, YOU WILL BURN TO DEATH. EVEN THE WORD 'HECK' WILL CAUSE A STAR TO ASK YOU TO NOT SWEAR USING INCREDIBLY HIGH TEMPERATURES.
  3. ITS OKAY PLUTO, IM NOT A PLANET EITHER.
  4. STARS KIND OF LOOK LIKE ICE CREAM SCOOPS.
  5. MOST PLANETS ARE BOUND BY THE GRAVITATIONAL PULL OF THEIR STARS, BUT SOME ARE HIP REBELLIOUS TEENAGER PLANETS WHO DON'T NEED THE VALIDATION OF LARGE GRAVITATIONAL BODIES, AND DON'T EVEN ORBIT A STAR, INSTEAD FLYING THROUGH SPACE, PROBABLY AT MANY HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF MILES PER HOUR. OR MAYBE MORE. PROBABLY MORE.
  6. STARS CANNOT THROW UP
  7. THERE IS A PLANET CONTAINING AN EXACT ATOM BY ATOM REPLICA OF ALL OF THE COOL CELEBRITIES: CHARLIE DAY, ADAM SAVAGE, BILL CIPHER IT TURNS OUT THAT GUY DOESN'T EXIST, MARKIPLIER, RANDAL MUNROE, YOU (YOU SPECIAL GUY/GAL, YOU), AND GLENN HOWERTON
  8. HOLY CRAP WAS THAT A METEOR?! SPACE IS AWESOME!
  9. CATS. THERE ARE CATS FLYING THROUGH SPACE. 600 MILLION OF THEM. THEY'RE ALL ON A SINGLE PLANET. YOU SHOULD VISIT THAT PLANET SOME TIME. IT'S GREAT. IVE BEEN THERE

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