Matthew: All right, guys. Are you all ready to do the Ice Bucket Challenge?
Nicholas: Deal with it.
Leo: I hate your whole family.
Matthew: Let's just start recording anyways.
Nicholas: Are you sure we couldn't find a better cameraman?
Matthew: You're fired.
15 minutes later
Matthew: That's better.
Julian: 3, 2, 1, potatoaction.
Matthew: Helloooooo everyone! I'm Matthew, and this is my brother Nicholas and the guy I hate so much it's friendly, Leo.
Nicholas: Nothing. And today we're going to do the Ice Bucket Challenge.
Leo: Wait a minute. Why is there a humongous bucket of ice over there?
Matthew: You'll find out soon enough.
Julian: Yeah, mind your own business, fish. Wait, this is your iPhone 6. Why are we filming with an iPhone?
Matthew: Because iPhone videos are all the rage on the internet.
Nicholas: And who cares what camera you use?
Julian: Good point.
Matthew: (pours the bucket of ice over his head) SOOOOOO COOOOOOOOLD! Welp, I'm done. (walks over to the huge bucket)
Leo: I'm not liking where this is going.
Julian: Nicholas's turn.
Nicholas: Okay. (pours his bucket over his head) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (Faints)
Leo: I don't have a good feeling about this. Oh well, my turn. (pours his bucket over his head)
Matthew: MUAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (pours the giant bucket on Leo)
Leo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!SOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!
Julian: Ha ha, fish. We all lured you into this.
Leo: I hate you all.
Matthew: I hate you more.
Julian: Now stop being a fish.
Henry: You're still not ambidextrous. (runs off)
Matthew: Welp, that was random.
Julian: Why the fish are we doing the Ice Bucket Challenge in the winter?
Matthew: Because bananas. Doing it in the summer is stupid.
Nicholas: (unfaints) And what if the ice melts?
Julian: .......... Sorry, I was eating a bagel with pizza dough sauce.
Matthew: Oooooooooo... kay????????????? Why were there so many elipses before you said that?
Julian: ................................ I don't know what you mean.
Matthew: Okay then.
Julian: ......................................................................... And Nicholas, if you're wondering why I called myself a potato, well, you don't know the 7th grade.
Nicholas: Okay then.
Matthew: I've been called a potato as well. Thanks to my name in Spanish.
Julian: The Adventures of Potato and Potato!
Tate: Heyyy! That's plagiarism! (crosses the street)
Julian: What the potato?
Matthew: Your face is plagiarism.
Julian: Right. 2+2=4PLAGIARISM.
Matthew: That's 4 times P times L times A squared--
Nicholas: Blahblahblahblah. Who cares?
Matthew: All of Mathcounts.
Leo: I'm going to get some tea.
Matthew: Have fun. The tea is made from fire.
Leo: WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?! (faints)
Julian: No, it's potato.
Matthew: Oh, right.
Leo: (unfaints) BLAST OFF! (goes to the moon) Zee ya, zuckerz.
Matthew: That was weird.
Julian: Oh well.
Ben K: What is?
Julian: Your hair.
Matthew: Which is still a fire hazard.
Ben K: Hehehehe. (eats a DVD)
Julian: How's that DVD taste?
Ben K: Pretty good. I think it's Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.
Julian: I'm your 27th cousin 11 times removed.
Julian: Or is it 127th cousin 1046 times removed?
Ben K: I think it's something like seventh cousin eight times removed.
Nicholas: Okay then.
Matthew: No, that's Zach.
Zach: Hello everyone.
Julian: Zach C?
Matthew: Yeah. He lives across the street from my first cousins.
Zach: Why is your driveway covered in ice?
Matthew: Why do you think?
Zach: Um, polar bears wanted to share their cooking skills with the world?
Matthew: No, not even close. We did the ice bucket challenge.
Zach: Ohhhh. Welp, I'm not doing it.
Julian: Here, take the camera. It's my turn.
Matthew: We already poured the ice out of the buckets.
Julian: No you didn't. (snaps his fingers and the bucket in front of him is full)
Zach: 3, 2, 1, action.
Julian: Good morning everyone. Today I'm going to do the Ice Bucket Challenge. My goof friend Matthew--
Julian: I meant good, not goof. Typo. Anyways, Matthew here is going to pour the ice onto me from his roof.
Matthew: (goes into his room, pushes the bunk beds over, and climbs onto the roof) Okay Julian, I'm here.
Julian: You don't have the bucket.
Matthew: The what now? D'OHHHHHHHHHH.
Julian: Come back down.
Matthew: (jumps down from the roof to the driveway and lands on his feet) I'll take that. (takes Julian's bucket back to the roof) Okay, I'm ready now.
Julian: Can you make me a sandwich?
Matthew: AAAAAAAA! You know how hard it is to get up here?
Julian: Just kidding.
Matthew: Youuuuuuuuuu. Anyways, just tell me when you're ready.
Julian: Alrighty. (does the Julian Dance for 15 minutes) Okay, I'm ready now.
Matthew: (pours the ice bucket down towards Julian) Oops, I broke the bucket.
Julian: No probl--AAAAAAAAAH! So cold!
Zach: Um, Julian?
Zach: Are you all right?
Julian: Of course.
Matthew: (jumps down and falls on Nicholas)
Matthew: Woops, sorry.
Leo: (comes back to earth) Hello fishes.
Zach: Good morning.
Leo: IT'S THREE IN THE AFTERNOON!
Julian: Welp, you don't know Matthew's dad.
Matthew: You got that right. Whenever he's talking to our neighbor or my piano teacher's husband, he says, "Good morning sir."
Leo: I hate you soooooooo muuuuuuuch.
Matthew: I hate you sooooooooooo muuuuuuuuuuuuuch moooooooooooooore.
Matthew: (snaps his fingers) I HAVE A BASKETBALL! (runs around the block with a basketball)
Elias: Hello, Matthew.
Matthew: Oh, great.
Elias: I will get that ball from you.
Matthew: No you won't.... Leo's right behind me, isn't he?
Matthew: GOTTA GO!
Leo: GET HIM!
Elias: I think he's heading towards the school.
Leo: But why?
Elias: It's winter break.
Leo: Welp, it's our obligation to follow him 25/7.
Later in the school gym
Matthew: I think I lost them.
Leo: Hehehehe. This should be fun.
Matthew: Yep. (runs 17 laps around the gym dribbling the basketball with Leo and Elias on his tail the whole time) You were saying?
Matthew: (throws the basketball at Leo's face) Hahahahahahahaa.
Matthew: I am the doctor. I prescribe being punched in the face twice a day.
Elias: (steals the ball) Success.
Matthew: Erp. (runs after Elias and grabs the rebound) LALALALALAAAAAA. (runs home)
Julian: Hi, Matthew. While you were gone, I ran to get a thousand sandwiches for free.
Julian: I did the Julian Dance until they gave up the sandwiches.
Julian: JULIAN DAAAAAAAANCE! (does the Julian Dance for 10 minutes)
Owen: Matt and I came up with a dance on the spot in Mathcounts. (runs to the moon)
Matthew: What the potato?
Julian: How do you run to the moon? And what's Owen thinking going to space without a spacesuit?
Owen: Ohhhhhh...... THANK YOU VERY MUCH, JULIAN. I'M GOING TO THE SPACESUIT STORE. ALSO, GOYANKESGOYANKEESGOYANKEESGOYANKEES!
Zach: .....................................................................Pizza dough sauce bagels are yummy.
Elias: Found you.
Matthew: (eats Elias's Mets shirt)
Elias: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHeeeeyyyyyyy, where did you get my shirt from?
Matthew: I have the key to everything. (takes out his giant keychain)
Elias: Ohhhh. I'm feeding the monster.